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Living In Cebu Forum. Best Expat Living in Cebu. Find Out Everything On Philippines

Living In Cebu Forum. Best Expat Living in Cebu. Find Out Everything On Philippines

Living In Cebu Forum. Best Expat Living in Cebu. Find Out Everything On Philippines

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Globetrotter

You know you have been here too long when ........

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No offense to Pinoy people. This is the Joke section

 

You know you been here too long when:

 

You don't get upset when the staff reply 'Out of stock'.

You know better than to ask 'when do you get next delivery'.

You don't ask store staff 'where can I find',  but you use 10 minute alone to located the item yourself.

When the item you want is back in stock, you buy 10 times more than you really need.

When you go to the bank, and wait for more than 1 hour, still calm,  waiting for your number get called.

When you don't turn your head, when someone behind you shouting 'Hi Joe'.

When you purchace a new motorcycle or car, and don't ask for a discount or freebies.

When your Internet or tv signal is down for a day or two, and you don't bother to call your service provider.

When you walk in a mall, others bump into you with their faces into their cellphone, and you don't get upset, or expect a 'sorry sir'

When you walk in a mall, with your face burried in your cellphone, and you bump into other people.

When you go to a dentist, tell them you have a emergency and big pain, and they tell you to come back in 3 days, and you know better than to protest.

When a brownout appear, you light your candles, and start eat your canned food, without a word.

When you only own slippers / sandals, no shoes anymore.

When you're ok to stand in taxi line for an hour without getting mad, or you cross the road, and take a jeepney, or start walking direction home.

When you go to a atm machine during holiday, and don't get upset when all atm's are out of money.

When you forget to withdraw from atm days before a holiday.

When you don't reply a real estate agent who ask 'what is your budget' because you know they always upsell you, beyond your budget.

When you avoid real estate agents, and rather do the footwork yourself, and save 5k or more, per month.

When you don't turn your head, when someone behind you make the sound 'psssst'.

When you call your girlfriend for Asawa (wife)

 

What more did I forget?

 

 

 

Edited by Globetrotter

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